This is the true story of two housebound cats who met, fell in love, became engaged and even had a surrogate kitten… All over the Internet.  Boskie is a big marmalade cat, who lives in Tennessee with Marci, the mom, and not only plays the guitar and composes songs, but he is also a consultant for NASA. He once lived in the outside world, mainly an alley, and is forever dreaming of escaping and somehow getting to Oregon to marry his beloved.   Ciera (pronounced Sierra) is a beautiful Siamese… well, she looks like one anyway. Her daddy was a Himalayan and her momma was a tramp, and fortunately she takes after her daddy. Ciera was taken from her parents before she could develop any wayward habits from her mother, and now lives on the coast of Southern Oregon. As of this writing, the cats have exchanged over 250 email letters. This is a book with a compilation of some of the most lively of the letters, and is not suitable for young children.  

FISHIES

Dear one and only B-man,
The mom brought home three fishies the same color as you, my love.  The sure move fast...   I try to pet them, but there is this wet air they move around under and I don't like to get my paws wet.. it would spoil my manicure.  

>>>BE CAREFUL!!!  DON'T GO NEAR THAT STUFF!! (Forgive me for saying this out loud and frightening you... but it's the only way I can warn you)... BATH STUFF!! Yes!  I've SEEN IT!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!  What did you do?  Or maybe this is just a warning.... like.... "you better not barf on the rug again...  or it's BATH TIME!   ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TRIBULATIONS OF MOTHERHOOD

Hello my Hunka Hunka,

>>>OOOOOOH ... you can still make the fur between my toes tingle, bay-bee....Me-OW!

I just don't think I was cut out to be a mother.  That Lili just wears me out.

>>>Well, just put her on a leash and let her run around your head.... heh heh

You won't believe it.. the kid  found a recipe for Kitty litter Cake on the Internet and she wants me to make this for her...  What am I do do?

>>>What you do is this: put the recipe up on the screen every chance you get and maybe the mom will take the hint!  (But if I were you , I'd rethink this eating the kitty litter thing..... YUCK!)

BOSKIES WEB SITE

Dear Boskie,
You're getting your own website???  Naaaw...  the mom is getting the website and giving you a page, right?

>>>EXCUSE ME??  I am doing my OWN pages here... with even MOVING gifs... and maybe I'll let the mom have a page on MY website... Hee hee...

I've never heard of a kitty website, but it is a novel idea... you could have a mousie game on it too maybe.....I love mousies.

>>> A mousie game?  Hmmmmmm... I was gonna post my theories on intergalactic space flight but... yeh... A mousie game would be fun!...

CIERA'S SECOND BIRTHDAY

Hi Boskie,
Yesterday I was two years old.

>>> NO kidding?  It was your birthday?  That calls for a special birthday song from the Boskman written JUST for YOU: aHEM!(twang) meow meow meowmeow meowmeow meow me-YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRHTDAY... (twang) meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow me-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA... (twang) meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow me-WE'RE GONNA HAVEA GOOD TIME... MEOW.. we're GOING TO AT PARTY, PARTY (twang)WE'RE GONG TOA PAR....

(Boskies the mom):  BOSKIE!! now STOP fibbing to Ciera!  the Beatles wrote that song... not YOU!!!...

>>> eH.. HEH HEH.. I uh... well... so THERE I was... giggin in this night club and singing my excellent birthday song.. and WHO walks in but this guy who looks like Paul McCartney...And before I know it... there's my song on this record.. and of course, I can't sue em.. cos I'M A CAT!!